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Fan Literature   -   Aliens Vs Penguins: Naked, With Pie In   -   Chapter 4
Aliens Vs Penguins: Naked, With Pie In
Written by:  SiL


Chapter 4 - Touchdown


The large engines burnt a large crater into the ice, just big enough to fit the massive ship into. When the ship finally hit the ground, several explosive charges went on underneath the ship as it transformed into a research station. Then the nest was lowered into the hole created by the explosives.

Inside the researchers, scientists and hired layabouts started doing their respective jobs. Then, with a mighty chant of "Hup, two, three, four," the marines came in. Butt naked. The only things they wore were the standard Stompin’ BootsÓ and some gloves.

They marched right into the courtyard and formed rank, with General Betty B Ceremony pacing in front of them.

"Listen, Marines!" he bellowed. "The reason you are butt naked is because we needed some fancy weapons. Now we have one Rail Gun, two Pulse Rifles, 40 pistols, 70 Uzi’s and," he pulled something from behind him, "12 rather sharp crayons! Unfortunately they pose a safety hazard, so we will not be using them!"

He chucked one of the crayons absently over his shoulder and into someone’s eye. The person ran around like a headless chicken for a while before smashing into a wall, pushing the crayon all the way through.

"Oh, That Had to Hurt, Sir!"

He chucked the rest of them away, this time killing three people simultaneously.

"Never mind them, Marines! They are dispensable!"

"Sir, yes, Sir!"

"That was my wife, you prick!"

Betty turned, raised his pistol, and shot the guy in the head.

"Together forever, Marines. Together forever."

The Marines squirmed. "Sir…yes, sir…"



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