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Fan Literature   -   Aliens Vs Penguins: Naked, With Pie In   -   Chapter 2
Aliens Vs Penguins: Naked, With Pie In
Written by:  SiL


Chapter 2 - Duu'N'Duu


Emperor Duu’N’Duu sat on his fish-theme throne in the middle of a grand ice temple on the planet GodIt’sFreezing and thought deep, Penguinish thoughts. Though the thoughts were mostly preoccupied with fish and how absolutely cold it was, he occasionally thought about what to do with the pair of tweezers he’d been given for his birthday.

As his deep thoughts went on, one of his underlings belly tobogganed down to his feet, leapt into the air and landed perfectly on -- his head. He righted himself, shook himself down and looked up.

"Sir, we’ve just received a note saying we have the worst military ranking system. Step N’Duu sent six Die’s out to rectify the problem, and killed the people with laughter."

"How come?"

"Well, everyone’s last name is N’Duu. So we’re either Step N’Duu, Die N’Duu, or Piss N’Duu. I think we should just change the rank names. Like Step could be Live or something."

"Never! It is the way it has always been! Next agenda!"

Another Penguin tobogganed down, landed on his ass and stood. "Sir! It’s a degree colder than it was last year!"

The Emperor jumped. "Good God! To the Room With Lots of Computers!"

The three ran to the large RWLC and looked at all the readouts.

"Good God!" exclaimed the emperor. "According to these, it’ll be –70 in another 90 years! Turn on the fans!"

And so the call went out to turn on the fans. However, seeing as it was ice, which was slightly melting, electricity plus water makes one large ice puddle. Thing.

"Knew we should’ve used solar power."




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