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Fan Literature   -   avp meets maury 2!!!!!!!   -   Chapter 1
avp meets maury 2!!!!!!!
Written by:  Thecoolalien


Chapter 1


MAURY!!!I'm back on the show!

Maury: He was on the show before! HERE'S Predator!!!
Pred: My wife cheated on me again.
Maury: Where is she now?
Pred: She is in my trophy case/
Maury: (silent) Weeeeirdo(silent)
Pred: WHAT DID YOU SAY!!!
Maury: You want to fight!?! Oh you're messin' with THE LITTLE BOYS!!!Foool! AaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!
(Maury turns green and fat)
Maury: I am THE HUNK!!!!!!!

*beeeeeep*

Sorry, this is too violent for viewers 200 and under, so pay attention to this guy getting run over by a car! Aawww, let's see it. Dangit, it's over.

(Shows Maury netted up with cuts, holes, bruises, knifes sticking in him, skull broken open with his brain in his mouth)
(Crowd starts eating Maury's remains.)
Pred: That showed you!!! I'm going home.




                              THE END!!!!

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