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Alien killing leasons
Written by:  mofokiss

Chapter 1

Pred Teacher: OK kids, today we are going to learn how to kill an alien.

All Together: Yes! Woohoo!

Pred Teacher: First I'll observe as you all just do some free killing.

(Teacher walks round and watches all the kids individually killing their aliens)

Pred Teacher: Oh erm Tony what have you done there...

Tony: Whew I've stapled his jaw to his penis and made him say 'I'm gay for teacher'.

Pred Teacher: Interesting.....


Johny: Look, I can use dynamite!

Pred Teacher: Good children, you're learning nicely. I'll show you more next time. Go to break.

                                 THE END