Alien killing leasons
Written by:
mofokiss
Chapter 1
Pred Teacher: OK kids, today we are going to learn how to kill an alien.
All Together: Yes! Woohoo!
Pred Teacher: First I'll observe as you all just do some free killing.
(Teacher walks round and watches all the kids individually killing their aliens)
Pred Teacher: Oh erm Tony what have you done there...
Tony: Whew I've stapled his jaw to his penis and made him say 'I'm gay for teacher'.
Pred Teacher: Interesting.....
BANG!!!!!!!!
Johny: Look, I can use dynamite!
Pred Teacher: Good children, you're learning nicely. I'll show you more next time. Go to break.
THE END