avp with jerry spring
Written by:
crazy steven hybrid
Chapter 1 - marage problems with jerry.
Jerry : Hello this is the Jerry Springer show with two odd ball, let's say hello to queen alien and elder predator.
Alien: Hello Jerry.
Pred : (sighs) Hello.
Jerry : Okay, what is the problem.
Alien : Oh Bill was rally sweet when I married him, but now he's a bit of a slob.
Pred : Oh here we go!
Alien : He always used to be there for me but now he there for another girl.
Pred : Shut up woman!
Alien : Hey!
Jerry : Hey hold up, ok Alien are you saying he's with another woman?
Alien : Yes.
Pred : JERRY SHUT YOUR ******* GOB OR I'LL KILL YOU!
Jerry : Hey you came on this show and I don’t think you're going to kill anyone ok, so you shut up!
Crowd :(chanting) Jerry Jerry Jerry.
Predator gets up and punches jerry in the face.
Crowed gasps.
Alien : Good God Bill get off him!
Pred holding him down and strangling Jerry.
Jerry : God it stings!
Pred : You tell me to shut up, I told ye I’ll kill ya!
Coppers trying to stop Pred, then Queen Alien gets up and kicks Predator right in the pan handle. Pred falls to the ground stunned.
Alien : That's it Bill, I didn’t mind you eating all the time, being selfish in bed or resting your beer on my head, but now I want a divorce.
Pred : I’m sorry, you're right, I’ll stop being a ass.
Alien : Too late now mother ****** I’m gone, so this means war.
Predator breaks down and cries.
Jerry : Next we will meet a five legged man with seeing problems.
THE END?