What its like to be an alien egg
Written by:
Warrior1000
Chapter 1 - Boredom
Egg1: Man I'm booooored.
Egg2: Man shut up. 100 years of being dormant and you won't shut your yap.
Alien queen: Shut up you kids I'm trying to kill a predator!
Egg1: Tough old broad.
Alien queen: What.
Egg1: Ummm..I love you mom.
Egg2: Nice save dude.
Egg3: Shut up I'm trying to sleep.
Egg1:But I'm bored.
Alien queen: Maybe if you shut up I'll have the drones play with you.
Drone: But they're so annoying they never shut up.
(Queen Glares at drone angrily)
Drone: Ummm..Who wants to play Uno?
Egg2: We dont have hands retard.
Drone: How about twenty questions?
Egg1: Sure.Is it big?
Drone: Yes.
Egg1: Is it Black?
Drone: Yes.
Egg1: Is it fat.
Drone: Yes.
Egg1: Is it the queen?
Drone: Yes!
Queen:What did you just call me!!!
All togethor: We love you mom.
Queen: That's what I thought.