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Post 1 written Aug 6, 2009 at 05:31
Modified:  Aug 6, 2009 at 05:31
Check this out, a friend sent it to me and probably most of us have gone through this before lol.

http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1752773


Internal Debate

by Streeter Seidell April 09, 2008

Computer:Monitor, display this document, ok?

Monitor: No prob, boss.

Computer: OK, now it looks like Mouse is moving around so, Monitor, will you move the pointer icon accordingly?

Monitor: Anything you ask, boss.

Computer: Great, great. OK, Mouse, where are you going now?

Mouse: Over to the icon panel, sir.

Computer: Hmm, Let me know if he clicks anything, OK?

Mouse: Of course.

Keyboard: Sir, he's pressed control and P simultaneously.

Monitor: Oh God, here we go.

Computer: *sighs* Printer, are you there?

Printer: No.

Computer: Please, Printer. I know you're there.

Printer: NO! I'm not here! Leave me alone!

Computer: Jesus. OK look, you really ne...

Mouse: Sir, he's clicked on the printer icon.

Computer: Printer, now you have to print it twice.

Printer: NO! NO! NO! I don't want to! I hate you! I hate printing! I'm turning off!

Computer: Printer, you know you can't turn yourself off. Just print the document twice and we'll leave you alone.

Printer: NO! That's what you always say! I hate you! I'm out of ink!

Computer: You're not out of in...

Printer: I'M OUT OF INK!

Computer: *Sighs* Monitor, please show a low ink level alert.

Monitor: But sir, he has plen...

Computer: Just do it, damn it!

Monitor: Yes sir.

Keyboard: AHHH! He's hitting me!

Computer: Stay calm, he'll stop soon. Stay calm, old friend.

Keyboard: He's pressing everything. Oh god, I don't know, he's just pressing everything!

Computer: PRINTER! Are you happy now?! Do you see what you've done?!

Printer: HA! that's what you get for trying to get me to do work. Next time he...hey...HEY! He's trying to open me! HELP! HELP! Oh my god! He's torn out my cartridge! HELP! Please! ERROR!

Monitor: Sir, maybe we should help him?

Computer: No. He did this to himself.


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Post 2 written Aug 6, 2009 at 12:30
lol! That's exactly what it's like with me! Well the keyboard and monitor don't talk but my printer is annoying.
Things turn out best for those who make the best of the way things turn out.

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Post 3 written Aug 7, 2009 at 00:34
Indeed! lol
I have a 15 year old printer with outdated drivers (they don't make new ones for it), and it freaks out when I ask it to print pdf's or certain websites as well as other things lol. So when I read that, I was like "that's my printer!"
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Post 4 written Aug 7, 2009 at 15:34
Haha nice, I just had that problem!    
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Post 5 written Aug 30, 2009 at 23:11
Deja Vu.
"This World tried to destroy me, yet it only made me stronger. It gave me the nerve, the strength... the rage. You hear me out there? You made me what I am. You added to the rage."


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